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Thursday, October 8, 2009

StolenTown. Population: Me.

1. When you walk in your front door, which room do you enter?
The living room. I could say the foyer, but the foyer is really just nine (3 x 3) tiles directly in front of the door, with a little rug on it to catch all the muck from our boots.

2. Do you have a dishwasher?
Not at all. I don't really want one. We had one in the last place and I'd let the dishes pile up because I was all like, "Oh, I can just toss them into the dishwasher. I'll get to it... later." Then, I'd never touch them. Now, I don't want to let the dishes pile up in the sink, because it's not like I have some magical machine that will take care of them for me. I'm the dishwasher now. *scrub, scrub, scrub*

3. Is your loungeroom carpeted or does it have floorboards?
Awful, ugly, dark-taupe carpeting throughout the whole place. We have a few plain rugs down in the front room and dining room to catch any extra filthiness that may fall.

4. Do you keep your kitchen knives on the bench or in a drawer?
Drawer. I don't have a lot of counter space. I have A LOT of drawers though.

5. House, apartment or unit?
Townhouse, y0.

6. How many bedrooms is it?
Just one. It's enough for us though.

7. Gas stove or electric?
Gas, baby!

8. Do you have a yard?
Yes, but it's tiny. We do not use it much, as we share it with our neighbor.

9. What size TV is in the loungeroom?
Dude, come on! What the fuck is a loungeroom!? Anyway, ours is only like 20 inches? Or maybe it's 18? Our monitor screen is only a little smaller than it. I'm not blind. I can see what I view just fine.

10. Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups?
Yep. I have tall cabinets.

11. Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen bench?
Yes, but there is dust on it. I pulled it out because Husband has been getting coffee more and more recently from 7/11, and I thought, "Hey, maybe if I keep this out, he'll want to buy some coffee beans instead of going out to the store for it." They're on the list next time we go shopping.

12. What size is your bed?
Queen sized.

13. What room is your computer in?
In the front room.

14. Are there pictures hanging in your loungeroom?
I'm just going to go ahead and assume a loungeroom is the front room. I have some pictures of my family scattered here and there. A few wedding pictures are in the hall, but mostly, I have a bunch of art prints on the walls.

15. Are there any themes found in your home?
Jewel tones in the bathroom? Is that a theme? I just have stuff around I like. So the theme is 'Stuff I Like"

16. What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
Regular All, sometimes Tide. Depends on the sale.

17. Do you use dryer sheets?
Yes, but the person I stole this from mentioned these felt balls with essential oil... hmmmmm......

18. Do you have any curtains in your home?
Ugh! No! I hate it. Blinds as far as the eye can see. I have some material up over some windows to keep light out though.

19. What colour is your fridge?
Whitey white white whitersen!

20. Is your house clean?
Yeah. I try to keep it neat and tidy, but sometimes it gets messy. Right now there are a few things that need to be put away, but it's nothing foul.

21. What room is the most neglected?
The bedroom. There are clothes EVERYWHERE, and the bed is rarely made. But yanno what? It's upstairs, and we close the door when company comes over. Soon, I swear, I'll take care of it.

22. Are the dishes in your sink/dishwasher clean or dirty?
The few dishes in the sink are dirty, the ones in the dish drain are clean.

23. How long have you lived in your home?
A little over two years. I love my little home.

24. Where did you live before?
Ugh. South of here, in a terrible apartment. Run-down, slummy, nothing was ever fixed. AND the roof leaked! FOUL.

25. Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet?
Yeah. Jewel tones, remember. It's dark green.

26. Do you have a scale anywhere in your home?
No. We don't even own one.

27. How many mirrors are in your house?
Three. One in the bathroom above the sink, a stand-alone tall mirror in our bedroom. Also, another mirror on the vanity in the bedroom.

28. Look up. What do you see?
A white ceiling. If I only look slightly up I see a Ralph Steadman and a Dali poster.

29. Do you have a garage?
Yeah, it's attached. Useful thing! Especially for storage.

30. How many people live in your house?
Husband, myself, and one fat, lazy kitty.