I'm yo' Momma, I'm yo' Daddy....

"Helloooo.... LADIES!!"

Welp. If my world didn't suck balls, I would totally be all about second-wife-town.

I want to PolyBlogTown all over the place. However, trade school{beauty}, Grandma, "taking a village to raise a child,*" and like, life? Yeah, even considering another partner is foolhardy AT BEST right now. Everything is crazy, everything is wrong. Aside from the previously aforementioned family issues, *I* have felt off. Like, I accidentally got onto the train to DepressionVille, no stops in Acceptableburg or Okay-town. I'm totally mopey, Grandma is sick, my brain isn't chemically righting itself, so I feel so shitty that it is a fucking chore to remove myself from bed.... and, as a child-hater, I hate to say the following..

...*Oh. Em. Gee. Helping my best friend with her child? More into it than I care to admit. I am there after school, or the whole day, depending on my schedule. For some extra cash, she watches her sister-in-law's{for lack of a better term.} newish baby, and I help her with her beloved child, or the delightful daughter of two humans{in-lawsish, if her bro-in-law married the new baby-momma...} that I absolutely loathe. Woah, woah, woah. I am cruel, but it is the fault of a daughter who has a mother inclined to trap a man using pregnancy? Aboslutely not, and if you say so, fuck your soul. I'll be the demon to fuck you in your afterlife Hell. Anyway, the daughter... well. Mumsy was on opiates the whole pregnancy, and she is ONLY just beginning to be.. like.. awake. Seriously. The last WEEK she's been an OMG HAPPY LAUGHY BABY! Like, she coos and sweetnesses at me all the time since the utero narcs have gotten out of her sys. Sadly, I suspect her sweetness may ultimately have to do with actually.. you know. Paying attention to her. She giggles at EVERYTHING, and like, the way she looks at me and coos makes me so sad. I've seen her around her parental creatures{'mother' and 'father' are too good for these people} and she isn't so active. They have this beautiful little child, just YEARNING, and waiting for them to love her and show her life, and they're fucking it off, ignoring her, and just generally... making me want to violate my parole.

Well, whatever. I know those assholes. I SO could... and want to... cunt out and rat them and their addictions out and take that child and raise it and show it the glorious world and all it has to offer and...

Oh hell. This is all just whacky out-loud thinking-type. I have no child, and at best, a questionable past, and I am... let's say, more than prone, to violence. Oh well.

One day I'll have my school for children sold into sex slavery. I'll educate them, I'll find them jobs, homes, partners, whatever they need! I'll figure out a way to save all the children of the horrid parts of the world, and then I'll REALLY be happy!

See! I HAVE PLANS!

And so... everything is still wrong.

"I got plastic knees, you son of a bitch!"

Hello Hello!

I exist! Life has been fine!

I've just been BUSY. Like, hella omg busy. Like, not even sort of vaguely funny busy.

First off, beauty school takes up hella time-ish. Secondly, we've been super-socializing with friends and family lately, and thus have simply not been around...

Thirdly.. and this is super happy news...

My best friend just had her baby! YAY OH FUCK YEAH!

So like, okay, children, are just NOT for me, but that's ME. She, on the other hand, is happy as fuck, AND that's not all!!

Her boyfriend{the Baby Daddy} asked him to marry her! Isn't that wonderful!? So, needless to say, I have been very busy doing *VERY* girly things with her.

"OMG WEDDING PLANNING!!!!!!!!!11!!111one!!!!" Anyway, needless to say, there has been all sorts of activity. And, no offense to my internet friends, but I simply haven't time to spend on the internet. I'm too busy IRLin'!

Though by comparison my own life hasn't been so full, I've still been busy. Around here and there, doing fun, and not so fun, things.

And now for my bad news of why I have been away. My Grandmother has NOT been feeling well. She's always{past seven or so years} had high blood pressure, and lately, well. It's been *bad*. Like, all his weirdness and she always feels dizzy and nauseous and shit. Her docs are totally working on getting her meds all under control, but in the meantime, I've been spending a lot of time with her. She's passed out a couple times from the dizziness, which then means another call to the hospital and visit to the doctors and all that health rot. 'I hope I die before I get old.'

Anyway you slice it, I am simply too busy for internet times, but THIS VERY MOMENT I am catching up on other folks blogs, and trying to be a good internet friend :}

I hope everything is totally awesome with everyone.

*love you where you pee!*