Please Note

To My Dearest Poly Lehrerin,

I know my English skills are not up to par at my age. However, I am telling you this so you may forgive me for my poor grammar. Also, and you know who(whom?) you are, if you note a special(not colloquial) part of speech I have fucked up, please. Send me a private message and explain to me how I messed up? I would greatly appreciate it.

I would also appreciate the suggestions of others.

But if you prick out, I promise to teach you the most interesting words.

My grammar may not be perfect though.