Showing posts with label 'Don't be so linear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 'Don't be so linear. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Non-Stop Violence, they feed us cascades...

Of non-believers dying in the sand!


Natja-I'll show you evil. Yanno. If you weren't already taken. *sexual innuendo!!!*

JudeTown- It's YOUR fault! Have a blog. Let the world aggro all over you. If they do, I bet I can get Natja to aggro with me over them. We'll cover them in our bukkake of hate. BUKKAKE OF HATE.


*semen.*


Heath- PORNOPOLIS 2011: POPULATION- US!



Therefore, in conclusion: fuck those cunts.

I will *literally* hunt them down, skin them, then post a video here of me eating their flesh. Cannibalism for the win, you bitches!!

P.S. FO' NATJA- heeeey. Hubbs and I are interested in kicking around the UK for a vacay{US Eng- Vacation or... A Holiday{In Cambodia!}, as you folks would say} could you help me out with prices and info if we spoke via the secret interwebs known as EMAILS!!.... ?

I'd like to fuck up some shit in London. And no lie, maybe this is just retribution for that Honeymoon Mr. Hubbs and I had on the continent. First off, UKers thought we were Austailian{wtf?! The accent is TOTALLY OMG diff!!}, secondly, after SRS OMG politeness, once we corrected them {"Oh, no. Sorry, we're from the US."} they would straight up WALK AWAY, like, NO good-bye, no NOTHING. Just fucking walk off and prick out. After my cuntass was POLITE TO THEM!? How dare they!

So. Yanno. Let's ruin some shit in London.

Also, Madame Natja- have you read the Thursday Next series?! HELLA AWESOME.